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5 Things Women Do That Secretly Annoy Men – Brass Pills
4) We’re expected to talk way too much.
Also, because many women tend to over-analyze, they assign all sorts of deep meaning to trivial gestures and then demand explanations. Sometimes a rose is just a rose and five minutes of silence is just a man thinking about what he has to do at work tomorrow. You want to get a man to talk? It’s not hard. Ask him to explain what’s going on in a UFC fight or what his favorite sexual fantasy is and you’ll have trouble getting him to shut up.
Source: 5 Things Women Do That Secretly Annoy Men – Brass Pills
Baby it’s cold outside
Sure to trigger some SJWs.
An Argument on Why You Can Bang Married Liberal Women
The complete abdication of morals, virtue, morality and certainly family kind of calls into question the validity of any leftist people getting married. You’re OK with stealing people’s money. You mock and ridicule religions (where marriage hails from). You’re against nuclear families. And you love the state over individuals. What moral obligation do people have to honor the marriages of liberal people?
Indeed. OTOH, who would want to? Liberals are mentally ill and violent. Also liberal women are ugly.
Source: An Argument on Why You Can Bang Married Liberal Women
Eric Idle: “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” | Talks at Google
The List – American Digest
“The List” is a means of male-control through negative feedback. Positive male actions towards a woman are expected, perhaps noted at the time, perhaps not, — but always in pencil. A brief pat and nod of encouragement and then the woman goes back into the default mode of “what have you done for me lately?” “Lately” is, as all men know, but a small subset of a single day.
Failings of the male — such as lapses in mental telepathy — are kept on “The List” in indelible ink, preferably blood-red. “The List” also includes transgressions, large and small, against the woman from previous relationships with previous males. The ownership of all these transgressions is automatically transferred to the male of the current relationship at the moment of inception or conception, whichever comes first. This is the reason men sometimes feel they are expected to pay an overdue bill for a meal they did not eat in a restaurant that no longer exists. Plus a 20% tip.
Wasn’t just me thinking I was being blamed for stuff her ex did. Good to know.
Source: The List – American Digest
Fthagn to you too
The conclusion is obvious. The world’s space programs are secretly run by a cabal of insane Cthulhu cultists who are dropping space junk on Cthulhu’s crib in an effort to wake him up. “When the stars are right”, hmmph.
Questions nobody is asking…
FINALLY, AN ANTI-TRUMP PROTEST WE CAN ALL SUPPORT
In the US, an enterprising sociology professor has devised a creative and positive way to indicate his opposition to President Donald Trump.
He shot himself:
The Curmudgeon Seeks A Safe Space In History: Part 2
When King Henry died, his successor King Richard I felt bad about the situation and sent orders to release Eleanor from supervision. Her custodians had already released her! I assume she was found sitting on a pile of gold next to the dead body of her jailer; possibly twirling a dagger between her fingers and drawing up plans for a Death Star. Empowered? How about Supervillian!
After a couple more daring escapes, kidnappings, and betrayals, Eleanor died. It was 1204. They chained the crypt shut to keep her from coming back from the dead with another plan to seize power.
Bwhahahaha! I’ll never be able to discuss Eleanor of Aquitaine again without chuckling over her ‘huge tracts of land’. Then there’s this gem:
Giving Lindsay Lohan a tiara and then turning her loose in a room filled with cocaine would cause fewer problems.
Source: The Curmudgeon Seeks A Safe Space In History: Part 2
Kurt Schlichter – It Is the Sacred Duty of All Conservatives to Own the Libs
Ambassador Haley (who we cons like) wonders, “I know that it’s fun and that it can feel good, but step back and think about what you’re accomplishing when you do this – are you persuading anyone?” Except this is not about persuasion anymore. The left has rejected reason in favor of hatred. Only pain will teach them, and if it doesn’t teach them at least it might deter them from messing with us. That’s why all 21st century conservatives have a duty to kick pinko booty.
Source: Kurt Schlichter – It Is the Sacred Duty of All Conservatives to Own the Libs
It’s hot out there. Stay hydrated.
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NASA confirms: In space, ‘reverse cowgirl’ and ‘doggystyle’ are the same thing
The same issue came up when the astronauts went with more exotic positions, such as “doggystyle” and “reverse cowgirl.”
“It was hard to decide what was going on. I mean, I got behind her, but we couldn’t decide which position we were trying.”
But is there video?
Source: NASA confirms: In space, ‘reverse cowgirl’ and ‘doggystyle’ are the same thing