We, the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish social justice, draw the fangs of privilege, effect the redistribution of property, remove the burden of liberty from ourselves and our posterity, and insure the continuance of the New Deal, do ordain and establish this Constitution.
Category: Amusing
Man Who Self-Identifies As A Bear Found Bear Community Highly Intolerant | John Hawkins’ Right Wing News
“This sets us back a lot of years,” said tolerance professor Lisette Cornell, Ph.D. of the University of Maryland. Cornell is petitioning to have bears categorized as a hate group until they show themselves to be more progressive in their view of people’s lifestyle choices. “There’s just no excuse for what those bears did. It’s barbaric.”
Wonder if it would be insensitive to LMAO?
Devil’s Dictionary | The Z Blog
Inclusive: This means normal people need not apply. Something that is inclusive is something that excludes the things normal people consider to be normal. A club that is inclusive, for example, will be full of homosexual males, blue haired lesbians and people with fashionable mental disorders. Inclusive is code for fringe weirdos only.
Source: Devil’s Dictionary | The Z Blog
DUDES, WANT MORE SEX? DON’T BE A WOMAN! – Angry White Dude
The term “gender equality” was dreamed up by leftarded poofters who use the word “relationship” every couple of words. There is no such thing as gender equality. There are things men do better. There are others that women do better. Like making me a pie!
So if you cats do housework, not only will you be deficient in booticious activities, you will also get your ass divorced! Why? Because straight womerns don’t want to be married to another womern…of either sex.
Source: DUDES, WANT MORE SEX? DON’T BE A WOMAN! – Angry White Dude
Change your underwear
I’m guessing that liberals would be the yellow stain in front?
Werewolves of Chappaqua : The Other McCain
If you hear her howling around your kitchen door
Better not let her in
Little Seth Rich got mutilated late that night
Werewolves of Chappaqua again?
Guy Buys Movie Ticket, Internet Outraged | Ricochet
Alamo Drafthouse is in a bit of a pickle here. New York City law strictly prohibits them from discriminating by gender:
In fact, New York City prohibits even advertising women-only events, meaning that Alamo is already in violation of the law.
Mental Illness Diagram
Happy Mother’s Day
Sally Cone Hits the Dating Scene: Kind of Weird, but Maybe…. | Fred On Everything
Consider the charm of a sexbot. She will be not only beautiful, indeed perfect, but perfectly beautiful just as you want her to be. She will have an “Off” button.
Off button? Sold!
Source: Sally Cone Hits the Dating Scene: Kind of Weird, but Maybe…. | Fred On Everything