Category: Amusing
TRAPPED! Chuck Schumer STUNNED by Trump’s clever political move
Chuck Schumer didn’t see THIS clever move coming! Learn how Donald Trump is less than four days away from total victory — and the mainstream media had NO IDEA!
It’s led to many of the problems of the so-called “Deep State.” Put simply, it is entrenched government bureaucrats that have tried to undermine the Trump administration because of the White House’s promise to reduce government waste and cut back on spending.
It has been a legal nightmare for the Trump administration, but technically there’s not much the president can do…
Unless federally employees were furloughed for over 30 days.
Then, thanks to technical rules, the Trump administration is legally free to release anyone they want from their contract. And the White House can do so without cause — which saves a mountain of paperwork.
I hope this is true.
Source: TRAPPED! Chuck Schumer STUNNED by Trump’s clever political move
There, I fixed it
Saw this:Not quite right. My fix:
Much better.
Young Frankenstein…
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Whose brain did you put in her?
Igor: Err… Abby something…
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby who?
Igor: Abby… Normal. Yes that’s it, Abby Normal!
Government Shuts Down, Nation Descends into Riots, Looting and Cannibalism
The savage population, which had only been kept in line through a policy of rigorous gun confiscations, food stamps and lectures on the environment unleashed its pent up rage in a spree of riots, looting and mass murder that had only previously been encountered in Somalia, Russia and a Walmart in downtown Atlanta.
“The government shut down! We can do anything we like,” shouted Sam Hasbley of Grassley, Iowa, while tearing the tag off a mattress despite an explicit warning label forbidding such a dangerous course of action. “Tear yours off. The government is shut down. It can’t stop you.”
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Triggered?
5 Things Women Do That Secretly Annoy Men – Brass Pills
4) We’re expected to talk way too much.
Also, because many women tend to over-analyze, they assign all sorts of deep meaning to trivial gestures and then demand explanations. Sometimes a rose is just a rose and five minutes of silence is just a man thinking about what he has to do at work tomorrow. You want to get a man to talk? It’s not hard. Ask him to explain what’s going on in a UFC fight or what his favorite sexual fantasy is and you’ll have trouble getting him to shut up.
Source: 5 Things Women Do That Secretly Annoy Men – Brass Pills
Baby it’s cold outside
Sure to trigger some SJWs.
An Argument on Why You Can Bang Married Liberal Women
The complete abdication of morals, virtue, morality and certainly family kind of calls into question the validity of any leftist people getting married. You’re OK with stealing people’s money. You mock and ridicule religions (where marriage hails from). You’re against nuclear families. And you love the state over individuals. What moral obligation do people have to honor the marriages of liberal people?
Indeed. OTOH, who would want to? Liberals are mentally ill and violent. Also liberal women are ugly.
Source: An Argument on Why You Can Bang Married Liberal Women