Category: Amusing
11 Things Every Real Conservative Should Ask On A First Date
4. What are your thoughts on guns?
Your date should answer, “You don’t have enough guns.” This answer should come before you mention just how many guns you already have.
Obvious.
Source: Townhall
It’s the Great Pumpkin!
A Real Horror Story
Wedge-tailed eagles do battle with mining giant’s drones, knocking nine out of sky – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
“I think that’s the first recorded eagle selfie in history.”
I want a wedge-tailed eagle. I’ll sic it on any drones near my house.
H/T: Antz-in-Pantz
The Gospel According to Muhammad | The multiculturalised version of the gospel
(Matthew 4:8)
As he walked by the sea of Galilea Jesus saw two brothers: Simon, (called Peter), and his brother Andrew. They were casting a net in the sea, for they were fishermen.“Come and follow me, and I will make you fishers of men,” he told them. Right away they left their nets and followed him and his companions.
And they boarded a mighty ship and sailed many days on the high seas, until they came upon a lone merchantman carrying precious cargo. And then Jesus distributed eyelaps and cutlasses, and strange talking birds to put on their shoulders and he spoke:“Raise now our black flag, so it may strike terror in our enemies’ hearts.”
And the sailors of the other ship saw this sign, and they said to one another: “Lo and behold! It is the ship of the Christ! All that oppose him are doomed!”
Source: The Gospel According to Muhammad | The multiculturalised version of the gospel
Articles: Hurricanes, Climate Models, and Wild Guesses
Despite myriad predictions of monster storms after Hurricane Katrina flooded New Orleans, there were not a plethora of superstorms to follow. Why not? These megastorms were predicted based on the “settled science” of global warming, climate change, severe weather, and the like.
Source: Articles: Hurricanes, Climate Models, and Wild Guesses
More Devil’s Dictionary | The Z Blog
Toxic: Any argument or fact that can be screamed away, because it is obviously true, is called toxic. The users of this word believe that the magic of their incantations will make the dis-confirming thing go away. Normal men being normal in public, for example, is branded as “toxic masculinity.” White people not robbing liquor stores or shooting one another over sneakers is “toxic racism.”
That’s a tough one…
Racial History in the Solar Eclipse Path of Totality – The Atlantic
On August 21, 2017, a total solar eclipse will arrive mid-morning on the coast of Oregon. The moon’s shadow will be about 70 miles wide, and it will race across the country faster than the speed of sound, exiting the eastern seaboard shortly before 3 p.m. local time. It has been dubbed the Great American Eclipse, and along most of its path, there live almost no black people.
The eclipse is racist!
(Hat tip: Bayou Renaissance Man
Source: Racial History in the Solar Eclipse Path of Totality – The Atlantic