

Another corny PG-13 joke from my inbox, but I can’t resist sharing anything that takes a swipe at government.
“If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast. “
Source: If We Shot Them All Today, There Would Be News From Hell Tomorrow – Angry White Dude
The other day, I was on a conference call hosted by a youngish women who spoke mostly in riddles. She actually said, “intrinsically customize distinctive relationships” in a non-ironic way. She may have said other nonsense like this, but my eyes had glazed over and I was working on a revenge fantasy, not paying attention.
Read an article about that whiney assed bitch HilLIARy Clintoon and found this posted in the comments by a commenter named Frederic Ustinov. Way to go Fred, Johnny Cash would have been proud. I hea…

These kegs, often called ‘beer bombs,’ were standard wooden kegs with a specially-designed nose cone and attachments for transport under the wing of the Spitfire. Though they carried less beer, it arrived tasting like it just came out of the tap at the pub, chilled by the altitude of the flight over the channel.
Source: This is how British pilots made beer runs for troops in Normandy during World War II
“Being who belongs to the cult of non-virility”
“Classical ignoramus”
“Fragrant man swine”
