“Happy Christmas to all! She’s not President tonight!”
Source: Ace of Spades HQ
Category: Amusing
Exporting The Capital | The Z Blog
Sending Housing and Urban Development to Detroit would be good for Detroit and good for the capital. Detroit has a need for urban development so putting the urban developers right there in the Motor City would be a marriage made in heaven. Even better, Detroit has lots of slums that were in no small way created by the idiocy of the Department of Housing and urban Development.
Soothing…
Where is it?
The unintentionally funny anguish of a distraught feminist Hillary voter
It was clearly unintended when a young feminist’s anguished existential howl about Hillary’s loss reduced me to helpless laughter.
I found that feminist’s problem: Ivy League.
“I have always been both a strong woman and a good girl. I got straight A’s. I was class president. I went to an Ivy League school and even gave the commencement address, just like Hillary.”
Source: The unintentionally funny anguish of a distraught feminist Hillary voter
NY Times Is Rather Vexed By Trump’s Tweet On Flag Burning | John Hawkins’ Right Wing News
This is what you call an “opinion.” Since it’s coming from the soon to be POTUS, it obviously holds a bit more weight, by (sic), it’s an opinion. I personally disagree with it, holding the opinion that you should be allowed to burn the flag, and, if so, someone should be allowed to punch you in the face once without facing assault charges.
Source: NY Times Is Rather Vexed By Trump’s Tweet On Flag Burning | John Hawkins’ Right Wing News
Uniquely Talented: Only the Democrats Could Have Lost to Trump | Fred On Everything
This is why Trump took them by such surprise. They were dealing with a country they had never seen. And didn’t like. Lord only knows what kind of President Trump will make (unless God also is wondering, which I find plausible) but he had the country figured out. Which is positively weird, given that he is a filthy rich New Yorker.
Source: Uniquely Talented: Only the Democrats Could Have Lost to Trump | Fred On Everything
A Handy Guide For Liberals Who Are Suddenly Interested In Gun Ownership – Monster Hunter Nation
I know many of you are scared of guns, but just think of them like fire extinguishers, but for murderers.
Source: A Handy Guide For Liberals Who Are Suddenly Interested In Gun Ownership – Monster Hunter Nation
Ace of Spades HQ
For example, if the childanimal you are speaking with declares:
“You’re micro-aggressing me.”
…then be sure to respond,
“Ah, then please sincerely accept my most micro apologies.”
Source: Ace of Spades HQ
Irreplexible Conducity: Thoughts for a Dyslexic Evolutionist | Fred On Everything
As another invaluable service to evolutionary biology, this column will follow the evolution of Donald Trump into Hillary Clinton (as begins to seem likely). I expect no evidence of intelligent design, but will keep my eye out. We will likely find that a new and mutant organism,when exposed to selective pressures in an extant ecosystem, will evolve to resemble it.
Source: Irreplexible Conducity: Thoughts for a Dyslexic Evolutionist | Fred On Everything