Category: Amusing
FINALLY, AN ANTI-TRUMP PROTEST WE CAN ALL SUPPORT
In the US, an enterprising sociology professor has devised a creative and positive way to indicate his opposition to President Donald Trump.
He shot himself:
The Curmudgeon Seeks A Safe Space In History: Part 2
When King Henry died, his successor King Richard I felt bad about the situation and sent orders to release Eleanor from supervision. Her custodians had already released her! I assume she was found sitting on a pile of gold next to the dead body of her jailer; possibly twirling a dagger between her fingers and drawing up plans for a Death Star. Empowered? How about Supervillian!
After a couple more daring escapes, kidnappings, and betrayals, Eleanor died. It was 1204. They chained the crypt shut to keep her from coming back from the dead with another plan to seize power.
Bwhahahaha! I’ll never be able to discuss Eleanor of Aquitaine again without chuckling over her ‘huge tracts of land’. Then there’s this gem:
Giving Lindsay Lohan a tiara and then turning her loose in a room filled with cocaine would cause fewer problems.
Source: The Curmudgeon Seeks A Safe Space In History: Part 2
Kurt Schlichter – It Is the Sacred Duty of All Conservatives to Own the Libs
Ambassador Haley (who we cons like) wonders, “I know that it’s fun and that it can feel good, but step back and think about what you’re accomplishing when you do this – are you persuading anyone?” Except this is not about persuasion anymore. The left has rejected reason in favor of hatred. Only pain will teach them, and if it doesn’t teach them at least it might deter them from messing with us. That’s why all 21st century conservatives have a duty to kick pinko booty.
Source: Kurt Schlichter – It Is the Sacred Duty of All Conservatives to Own the Libs
It’s hot out there. Stay hydrated.

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NASA confirms: In space, ‘reverse cowgirl’ and ‘doggystyle’ are the same thing
The same issue came up when the astronauts went with more exotic positions, such as “doggystyle” and “reverse cowgirl.”
“It was hard to decide what was going on. I mean, I got behind her, but we couldn’t decide which position we were trying.”
But is there video?
Source: NASA confirms: In space, ‘reverse cowgirl’ and ‘doggystyle’ are the same thing
I’ll be damned…

…they are good for something…
The Not-So-Secrets of Success
“Don’t be a weirdo”
… here is a short (and by no means exhaustive) list of things that parents should warn their children to avoid:
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Communism
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Heroin
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Pornography
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Canada
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Canadian pornography
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Herpes
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Feminists
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Feminists with herpes
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Facial piercing
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Tattoos
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Anyone with an anime character as their Internet avatar
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“Sexting”
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Internet dating apps
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Syphilis
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Conspiracy theories
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“Charismatic” cult leaders
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Gender Studies majors
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Chlamydia
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Rape
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Al Gore
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“Social justice”
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Gonorrhea
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Murder
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Anyone who has ever worked at Disney or Nickelodeon
Source: The Not-So-Secrets of Success


