“Don’t be a weirdo”
… here is a short (and by no means exhaustive) list of things that parents should warn their children to avoid:
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Communism
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Heroin
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Pornography
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Canada
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Canadian pornography
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Herpes
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Feminists
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Feminists with herpes
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Facial piercing
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Tattoos
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Anyone with an anime character as their Internet avatar
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“Sexting”
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Internet dating apps
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Syphilis
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Conspiracy theories
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“Charismatic” cult leaders
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Gender Studies majors
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Chlamydia
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Rape
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Al Gore
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“Social justice”
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Gonorrhea
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Murder
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Anyone who has ever worked at Disney or Nickelodeon
Source: The Not-So-Secrets of Success