The great Scottish philosopher David Hume defined “evil” without resorting to theology: Evil is what causes harm or injury to oneself or to another. By that definition, the homosexual behaviors described below are evil.
• Incorporate LGBT composers and musicians into the curriculum• Change “heterosexual” lyrics in songs to be “queer” – and explain to students that not everyone is heterosexual.
• Use gender-neutral pronouns, such as “ze” instead of “he” or “she”.
• Do not use terms such as “boys” and “girls”, or have events where males and females dress or act differently.
In other words, recruit more LGBT victims.
“Your Imperial Majesty, please, give us a moment. It’s true that no one in the empire can be better dressed than you. The problem, as we see it — and we are, after all, the trendiest of stylists — is that you’ve hit a dead-end with your men’s clothes. There are only so many ways to style trousers and shirts. Women’s clothes, however, are virgin territory for you. And because they’re more complex than men’s clothes, the possibilities are endless.”