7) ACCEPT THAT DRUGS WILL BE AN IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR READING PROGRAM. You won’t be able to read, but you won’t care, thanks to the magic of Ritalin and other chemicals. So don’t waste time being fidgety, impatient, and unhappy. This is the brave new world of school-induced acceptance of mediocrity.
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