For example, if the childanimal you are speaking with declares:
“You’re micro-aggressing me.”
…then be sure to respond,
“Ah, then please sincerely accept my most micro apologies.”
Source: Ace of Spades HQ
Category: Amusing
Irreplexible Conducity: Thoughts for a Dyslexic Evolutionist | Fred On Everything
As another invaluable service to evolutionary biology, this column will follow the evolution of Donald Trump into Hillary Clinton (as begins to seem likely). I expect no evidence of intelligent design, but will keep my eye out. We will likely find that a new and mutant organism,when exposed to selective pressures in an extant ecosystem, will evolve to resemble it.
Source: Irreplexible Conducity: Thoughts for a Dyslexic Evolutionist | Fred On Everything
News Update from Canada
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
Source: News Update from Canada
Das Weiße Haus – Trump schneller umziehen
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB4DhylQR14&w=560&h=315]
Canadians Don’t Want America-Fleeing Liberals (Especially Lena Dunham) |Heat Street
They may even build their own wall!
Canada took them during Vietnam. Why not now?
Source: Canadians Don’t Want America-Fleeing Liberals (Especially Lena Dunham) |Heat Street
Articles: A Democrat’s Guide to Moving to Canada
Just like here, you’re entitled to your own opinion, as long as its government approved.
Why ‘The Walking Dead’ Is Full Of Useless Idiots, According To A USMC Sgt Maj
Essentially, pistols are for fighting your way to your rifles. Rifles are for fighting your way to the vehicles so you can escape the insanely huge army of zombies eating their way through the countryside. If there are more walkers than bullets there is no fighting to be done, just running and shooting things in your way. Notice I said: “… in your way.” Turning around and shooting undead, which are not currently obstacles preventing your escape is a waste of ammo and will only cause you to trip and get eaten. Also, shooting from speeding vehicles generally results in a miss, particularly when only head shots count.
Source: Why ‘The Walking Dead’ Is Full Of Useless Idiots, According To A USMC Sgt Maj
Be prepared
The Loosening Grip: A Beginner’s Guide to Death Throes | Fred On Everything
In the Philippines, President Duterte has told Obama to “go to hell” as being “the son of a whore,” which may be taken to indicate latent hostility.
Source: The Loosening Grip: A Beginner’s Guide to Death Throes | Fred On Everything
Men Supporting Hillary Clinton Have Lower Testosterone | The Black Sphere with Kevin Jackson | TheBlackSphere.net
“Most are not aware of the effect low T can have on your mental state. For instance your ability to focus and think clearly,” Morris says in the radio ads. “As a community service, for any guys out there that are thinking of voting for Hillary, I want to offer you a free testosterone test. Let’s see if we can help.”
Obvious