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News Update from Canada

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

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Why ‘The Walking Dead’ Is Full Of Useless Idiots, According To A USMC Sgt Maj

Essentially, pistols are for fighting your way to your rifles. Rifles are for fighting your way to the vehicles so you can escape the insanely huge army of zombies eating their way through the countryside.  If there are more walkers than bullets there is no fighting to be done, just running and shooting things in your way. Notice I said: “… in your way.” Turning around and shooting undead, which are not currently obstacles preventing your escape is a waste of ammo and will only cause you to trip and get eaten. Also, shooting from speeding vehicles generally results in a miss, particularly when only head shots count.

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Men Supporting Hillary Clinton Have Lower Testosterone | The Black Sphere with Kevin Jackson | TheBlackSphere.net

“Most are not aware of the effect low T can have on your mental state. For instance your ability to focus and think clearly,” Morris says in the radio ads. “As a community service, for any guys out there that are thinking of voting for Hillary, I want to offer you a free testosterone test. Let’s see if we can help.”

Obvious

Source: Men Supporting Hillary Clinton Have Lower Testosterone | The Black Sphere with Kevin Jackson | TheBlackSphere.net

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