{"id":507,"date":"2016-04-25T15:34:15","date_gmt":"2016-04-25T21:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cruithni.wordpress.com\/?p=507"},"modified":"2016-04-25T15:34:15","modified_gmt":"2016-04-25T21:34:15","slug":"you-may-be-a-muslim-if-antz-in-pantz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/?p=507","title":{"rendered":"YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM IF \u2026\u2026 | ANTZ-IN-PANTZ \u2026\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.<\/p>\n<p>If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cannot afford shoes,\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/antzinpantz.wordpress.com\/2016\/04\/25\/you-may-be-a-muslim-if\/\">YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM IF \u2026\u2026 | ANTZ-IN-PANTZ \u2026\u2026<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cannot afford shoes,\u2026 Source: YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM IF \u2026\u2026 | ANTZ-IN-PANTZ \u2026\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3,72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-evil","category-islam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}