{"id":44,"date":"2015-03-06T11:52:47","date_gmt":"2015-03-06T18:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cruithni.wordpress.com\/?p=44"},"modified":"2015-03-06T11:52:47","modified_gmt":"2015-03-06T18:52:47","slug":"dream-ticket-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"Dream Ticket!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cruithni.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/03\/tumblr_njc2dty61d1tcuhpfo1_1280.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-35\" src=\"https:\/\/cruithni.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/03\/tumblr_njc2dty61d1tcuhpfo1_1280.jpg\" alt=\"tumblr_njc2dtY61d1tcuhpfo1_1280\" width=\"500\" height=\"386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/tumblr_njc2dty61d1tcuhpfo1_1280.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/tumblr_njc2dty61d1tcuhpfo1_1280-300x232.jpg 300w, https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/tumblr_njc2dty61d1tcuhpfo1_1280-1024x791.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/tumblr_njc2dty61d1tcuhpfo1_1280-768x593.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">First, we sacrifice all the Democrats\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, we sacrifice all the Democrats\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-amusing","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}