{"id":2979,"date":"2018-05-11T08:05:07","date_gmt":"2018-05-11T14:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cruithni.wordpress.com\/?p=2979"},"modified":"2018-05-11T08:05:07","modified_gmt":"2018-05-11T14:05:07","slug":"the-not-so-secrets-of-success","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/?p=2979","title":{"rendered":"The Not-So-Secrets of Success"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theothermccain.com\/2018\/04\/14\/the-not-so-secrets-of-success\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/cruithni.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/05\/zinnia_jones_tattoos_small.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">&#8220;Don&#8217;t be a weirdo&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u2026 here is a short (and by no means exhaustive) list of things that parents should warn their children to avoid:<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Communism<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Heroin<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Pornography<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Canada<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Canadian pornography<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Herpes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Feminists<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Feminists with herpes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Facial piercing<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Tattoos<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Anyone with an anime character as their Internet avatar<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cSexting\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Internet dating apps<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Syphilis<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Conspiracy theories<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cCharismatic\u201d cult leaders<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Gender Studies majors<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Chlamydia<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Rape<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Al Gore<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cSocial justice\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Gonorrhea<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Murder<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<blockquote><p>Anyone who has ever worked at Disney or Nickelodeon<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/theothermccain.com\/2018\/04\/14\/the-not-so-secrets-of-success\/\">The Not-So-Secrets of Success<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be a weirdo&#8221; \u2026 here is a short (and by no means exhaustive) list of things that parents should warn their children to avoid: Communism Heroin Pornography Canada Canadian pornography Herpes Feminists Feminists with herpes Facial piercing Tattoos Anyone with an anime character as their Internet avatar \u201cSexting\u201d Internet dating apps Syphilis Conspiracy theories &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/?p=2979\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Not-So-Secrets of Success<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,18,25,75,115],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-culture","category-education","category-liberals","category-wisdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}