{"id":2187,"date":"2017-03-22T19:12:54","date_gmt":"2017-03-23T01:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cruithni.wordpress.com\/?p=2187"},"modified":"2017-03-22T19:12:54","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T01:12:54","slug":"random-thoughts-adaptive-curmudgeon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/?p=2187","title":{"rendered":"Random Thoughts | Adaptive Curmudgeon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/adaptivecurmudgeon.com\/2017\/03\/22\/random-thoughts\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/cruithni.files.wordpress.com\/2017\/03\/close-encounters.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It\u2019s a great time to be alive. We\u2019re living in a goddamn miracle (albeit one with germs). Yet\u00a0when I wandered around a city I noticed that nobody goes anywhere unless accompanied by an electronic avatar bitching at them that life sucks. Who needs this? Why are we intent on comparing the real world (which has awesome things like boobies and bacon) to a non-existent, unattainable, hypothetical land of unicorn farts?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/adaptivecurmudgeon.com\/2017\/03\/22\/random-thoughts\/\">Random Thoughts | Adaptive Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s a great time to be alive. We\u2019re living in a goddamn miracle (albeit one with germs). Yet\u00a0when I wandered around a city I noticed that nobody goes anywhere unless accompanied by an electronic avatar bitching at them that life sucks. Who needs this? Why are we intent on comparing the real world (which has &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/?p=2187\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Random Thoughts | Adaptive Curmudgeon<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}