{"id":1614,"date":"2016-11-07T19:49:51","date_gmt":"2016-11-08T02:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cruithni.wordpress.com\/?p=1614"},"modified":"2016-11-07T19:49:51","modified_gmt":"2016-11-08T02:49:51","slug":"why-the-walking-dead-is-full-of-useless-idiots-according-to-a-usmc-sgt-maj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/?p=1614","title":{"rendered":"Why &#8216;The Walking Dead&#8217; Is Full Of Useless Idiots, According To A USMC Sgt Maj"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/taskandpurpose.com\/walking-dead-full-useless-idiots-according-usmc-sgt-maj\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/cruithni.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/11\/the-walking-dead-season-6-spoilers.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Essentially, pistols are for fighting your way to your rifles. Rifles are for fighting your way to the vehicles so you can escape the<i> insanely huge army of zombies eating their way through the countryside.\u00a0 <\/i>If there are more walkers than bullets there is no fighting to be done, just running and shooting things in your way. Notice I said: \u201c\u2026 in your way.\u201d Turning around and shooting undead, which are not currently obstacles preventing your escape is a waste of ammo and will only cause you to trip and get eaten. Also, shooting from speeding vehicles generally results in a miss, particularly when only head shots count.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/taskandpurpose.com\/walking-dead-full-useless-idiots-according-usmc-sgt-maj\/\">Why &#8216;The Walking Dead&#8217; Is Full Of Useless Idiots, According To A USMC Sgt Maj<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Essentially, pistols are for fighting your way to your rifles. Rifles are for fighting your way to the vehicles so you can escape the insanely huge army of zombies eating their way through the countryside.\u00a0 If there are more walkers than bullets there is no fighting to be done, just running and shooting things in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/?p=1614\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Why &#8216;The Walking Dead&#8217; Is Full Of Useless Idiots, According To A USMC Sgt Maj<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}