{"id":1506,"date":"2016-10-02T12:27:18","date_gmt":"2016-10-02T18:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cruithni.wordpress.com\/?p=1506"},"modified":"2016-10-02T12:27:18","modified_gmt":"2016-10-02T18:27:18","slug":"relationship-advice-if-youre-a-nymphomaniac-marry-someone-from-the-government-international-liberty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/?p=1506","title":{"rendered":"Relationship Advice: If You\u2019re a Nymphomaniac, Marry Someone from the Government | International Liberty"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Another corny PG-13 joke from my inbox, but I can\u2019t resist sharing anything that takes a swipe at government.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/danieljmitchell.wordpress.com\/2011\/04\/19\/relationship-advice-if-youre-a-nymphomaniac-marry-someone-from-the-government\/\">Relationship Advice: If You\u2019re a Nymphomaniac, Marry Someone from the Government | International Liberty<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another corny PG-13 joke from my inbox, but I can\u2019t resist sharing anything that takes a swipe at government. Source: Relationship Advice: If You\u2019re a Nymphomaniac, Marry Someone from the Government | International Liberty<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darknessovertheland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}